Tractor Pull Practice Fail

Cargo and Shipment

Why is it that when you put something on a boat it is CARgo but when you send over the road it is a SHIPment?

The Texas Rancher Joke

A vacationing Texas Rancher stops to chat with a New England farmer.

 The rancher stops to chat, asking the farmer how much land he tends.

 The farmer replies he has 50 acres.

 The bragging rancher says "I can get in my truck and drive all day...

 ... and still not reach the other side of my ranch."

 The farmer smiles and says...

 "yeah, I used to have a truck like that."